remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY DIED AND WHY IS MY 12 YEAR OLD SISTER WEARING A COCKTAIL DRESS TO A FUNERAL
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
IS THAT BRUNO MARS
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it