I love this duck
I never thought of that this is genius.
When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.
a friendly reminder
real life P.S.A..
I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.
me playing sports
It looks like he’s wearing tall red boots, black stockings, and white booty shorts
seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart
i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner
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i like trying to read it out loud
Bunnies object to studying because it takes time away from bunnies.
Everyone, on their thirteenth birthday, should get an instruction manual on how to survive the teenage years.
Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”
he places the leash down on the ground so carefully
alright y’all gotta help me. so I really like this guy and he likes me but he apologizes for nothing quite frequently. are there any ways to prove he doesn’t need to apologize ??? I was gonna tell him in person when we’re alone but I wanna see if there’s anything better. thank you
"No. Let me apologize for not being as nearly as beautiful as you." Works every time.
When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident